If you give Uncle Sam a look...

If you give Uncle Sam a look...

(Originally based from "If you give a Mouse a Cookie")

If you give Uncle Sam a look, he’s going to ask for more access for the NSA. (The National Security Agency)

When you give the NSA more access, he’ll probably ask for emails, Facebook Chats, Websites Visited, Google Maps Searches, transmitted files, photographs and documents of different kinds. .

When he is finished, he’ll ask to search for people based on Language they use or Security on their internet. 

Then he’ll want to look into your phone calls to make sure he didn't miss anything.

When he looks into your phone calls, he might notice he needs to check out some people. 

So he will probably ask for their names. 

When he’s finished giving them a call, he’ll want to sweep it up to make sure he protects you from danger. 

He’ll start sweeping.

He might get carried away and sweep through every computer in the United States. 

He may even intercept huge amounts of raw data and store billions of communication records per day in its 

databases.

When he’s done, he’ll probably want to gather intelligence under Section 702 of the FISA Amendment Act. 

You’ll have to allow him to gather information on nearly everything you do on the internet in order to prevent attacks and threats. 

He’ll just look right in, make himself comfortable and fluff through the information a few times. 

He’ll probably collect more detailed information.

So you give him your computer and phone access, and he’ll ask to see more.

When he looks at the actual phone calls and entire content of email accounts, he’ll get so excited he’ll want to obtain this detailed information. 

He’ll ask for the request form and permission, 

He’ll draw together a conclusion. 

When the picture is finished, he’ll want to find out more.

Then he’ll hang up the data and stand back to look at it. 

Looking at the picture will remind him that he wants a look inside. 

So….he’ll ask for more access

And chances are if he asks you for a look, he’s going to ask for more.

This would be a start for a children's book ages 4-8. It gives a vague introduction to what the NSA currently does without trying to scare the child. The catchy wording and tune will give the children a positive outlook on the NSA and how it actually protects them rather than just looking into their personal information. The parent can chime in at different places adding more or less information. It also gives a guideline for a parent to go into the past and talk about why the NSA is looking into our data and information on the computer. In a children's book I did not want to include 9/11 attack or other harmful and scary incidents. The book is purely to put some fun into what the NSA does. As a child I loved the book If a mouse wants a cookie... and it portrayed the good and the bad which I attempted to do in this version of the book.